(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
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“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
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