This person didn't die cos of the law of safety death: Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour... WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!
by blinkiblinka January 21, 2007
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Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.
The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.
by Necropology October 17, 2012
A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids
by Safety harbor middle September 07, 2021
The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."
Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
by Deav, Belkins & Associates January 24, 2012
Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"
Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
by Brain the Great January 29, 2010
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