A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video games.
It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because of the amount of fourteen year-old boys willing to suck a semi-famous celebrity's cock.
by MOAR cowbell March 15, 2007
by Mellabelle July 24, 2005
When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
by Joseph Tottleson January 26, 2023
by Mr.Guy December 26, 2004
Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.
by GushingForth March 03, 2016
man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!
by mr spice February 04, 2011
Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.
by Soiceysourdeez January 20, 2011