Louisiana Pancake (LP)

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.

Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!

by theoneandonlykate October 24, 2008

Louisiana rain shower

Being covered in a shower of oil (or perhaps gasoline would count) for an inexplicable reason.

The oil cap popped four feet in the air and oil sprayed out like a fountain giving me a good ole fashioned Louisiana rain shower.

by Viran July 20, 2010

Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill

by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Louisiana Love Potion

Using menstrual blood as a sauce or seasoning to entrance anyone of your choosing into loving you dearly.

Gary: She gave me a " Louisiana Love Potion" last night it was delicious!
Jerry: Oh no...

by Jeff Jeondre January 23, 2022

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs

Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.

by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023