A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.
by Honest Indian August 30, 2010

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy
by yomanthesecond February 11, 2015

A blow job in a strip club.
by LoopDeez January 11, 2011

by bobBARNARD💅🏼 September 28, 2018

A couple who is perfect for each other. They enjoy smashing on the weekends or whenever they get the chance. They have similar interests in music, sports, etc. they’re attached to each other I don’t think anyone can break that type of bond for them
by Factzzz💯 September 3, 2017

Unlike Joe Sixpack- "Average American moron... drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN...". Joel Sixpack is a hardworking, active, ladies man.
T: I wish I had abbs of steal like that Joel Sixpack.
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...
by its me e April 27, 2009
