Jason

Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.

DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate

by Creme le penis December 17, 2019

jason

biggest fuck boy on the face of the earth

you're jason, kill yourself

by cockdaddy October 20, 2016

Jason

loves Taylor!!!!!

Jason loves Taylorrrr

by hoolagirl June 26, 2010

Jason

A homosexual male

Look at the Jason over there.

by KillemallK540 July 5, 2017

jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that

by fakefakefake August 10, 2009

Jason

You may think Jason is charming and handsome, but you’re wrong! Jason is an asshole. A total psychopath. He is a mysterious guy but not in a good way. They tend to cheat on their partners. They are mentally and physically abusive. Often put up a front whether it’s “strong” or “intelligent.” Will ruin your family and/or friendships. Over dramatic. His way or the highway! Breaks the rules/laws to get his way. Unliked by all and knows it. Also secretly gay.

Jason is a prick.

by BigSexy_Bunny October 16, 2018

jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing

Yo what’s up jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020