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Chris

An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.
by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011
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Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.
Typical, Chris is sitting home again.
by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011
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Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.
Chris is a faggot
by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019
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Chris

A sexy guy that makes a girl laugh handsome and strong
Wow that's a chris
by Jenna Per August 27, 2017
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Chris

by Pussy slayer mmm February 9, 2019
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chris

all girls reject chris because hes a tall prick with a tiny dick
oh look chris is gay
by hhjjjkkkk October 23, 2018
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Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
by Box brigade June 8, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

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