That thing in your kitchen.
by IsraeliSoviet August 23, 2011
Get the bitchmug. 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Rob, compliments of Maddox November 17, 2007
Get the Bitchmug. A term for a female canine, also a derogatory (slang) term used to label a female OR male supposedly due to their non-assertive nature...
Also pronounced 'Bi-atch'
Also pronounced 'Bi-atch'
"Go get me a beer now, bitch!"
OR
"The bitch is in season, should have pups soon..."
OR
"Yeah, he's my bitch..."
OR
"The bitch is in season, should have pups soon..."
OR
"Yeah, he's my bitch..."
by tazwegion July 22, 2008
Get the Bitchmug. Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
Its a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
Its a bitch, alright
You got to fix it must be love
Its a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
Its a bitch, alright
by rollstonnes February 15, 2009
Get the bitchmug. " I knew my bitch had my back when we was poundin on them hoes at the club last week!"
"I trust her more than anyone, thats my main bitch."
"I trust her more than anyone, thats my main bitch."
by pandorasplums June 5, 2009
Get the Bitchmug. by ADL&AAH March 11, 2009
Get the bitchmug. A bitch is a woman who thinks she's better than you.
A bitch is out for the money.
A bitch will know you in the streets but ignore you in the club.
A bitch will ignore you unless you're ridin' on dubs.
A bitch is out for the money.
A bitch will know you in the streets but ignore you in the club.
A bitch will ignore you unless you're ridin' on dubs.
Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch?
Yep, you probably are.
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch?
Yep, you probably are.
by limelight May 2, 2007
Get the bitchmug.