mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

mint-bean

When you go down on the clit with minty fresh breath

“Damn babe can you mint-bean me again?”, “Yeah hold on let me pop some Tic Tacs.”

by SlimAnarchy July 8, 2022

J-Mint

1. Verb : To represent something spectacular, a series of good fortune.

2. Noun : A name given to one who has shown him/herself to be cool; "legit person"

Person 1: What did you do this weekend?

Person 2: I went to a party, kicked it with some females, rollin in the bimmer and was downtown the whole weekend!

Person 1: J-Mint!

Ex. 2

Person 1 to Person 2: "Yo that club was J-Mint!!!"

by RV2 July 22, 2009

cunt mint

1. n. A breath freshener for less-than-fresh vaginas.

2. adj. A person who is like a cunt mint. (See also: douche, loser, fake bitch.)

Becky pretends to be nice, but she's a needy bitch. It's all an act. She's like a cunt mint!

by BrianMonster February 1, 2014

Lover's Mint

Two or more mints shared among lover's post intercourse.

*after love making*
Person 1: "Care for a lover's mint?"
Person 2: "I would be delighted!"

by shaws23 August 5, 2016

mint crinkle

When a guy puts mint toothpaste on his boner, and brushes someone's teeth with it.

After eating that poppy seed bagel, I had to give her a mint crinkle to get cleaned up.

by banjosteve November 30, 2009