Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend

Michael jackson slays

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022