9 potted

Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.

Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.

by someone u know loll June 6, 2022

Grade 9

A type of class which is know for being retarded, also known as a class where everyone has extra chromosomes.

This class it a grade 9 class.

by Mr_GlowingBeans June 13, 2022

nova scotia 9

Two brothers that fuck 9 of their family members. The whole family looks a lil inbred and smelll terrible. If you see one run the opposite way. They are known to rape men. They hate women and women hate them because of the terrible tattoos. BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER ONE THEY USUALLY HAVE AIDS AND CAN SPREAD IT BY SPIT.

Nova Scotia 9 boys are affiliated with aids and are known for criminal activity.

by DarkP665 June 30, 2022

9/11

I once heard a comic (Red Scott) ask a bartender for a 9/11.
The bartender looked quizzically at him for a second and asked, "Pardon Me?"
"Yeah, a 9/11" he answred. " It's A Manhatten and 2 Kamikazes"

I feel like destroying tonight, gimme a 9/11

by Sabathia sorin February 24, 2022

9"

What a girl describes to her friends about a guys dick when she liked her sex with the man | Usually an overstatement

OMG! i loved riding his dick! He was a 9"

by YourFriendlySexEdTeacher February 28, 2022

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

9-12ing

9-12 represents the peak hours for jerking off, when most people are still awake and have alone time. 9-12ing is slang for jerking off, especially during the peak hours of 9 pm-12 am. Iterations of time periods can also be used to reference jerking off. The more absurd the times and time frames are, the more appalling the session is. Commonly used time periods include 1-3 (1 am-3 am), 12-12 (12 pm-12 am), 3-5 (3 am - 5 am), and more.

"It's 10:30 pm. There's only an hour and a half left to 9-12."
"I graduated from 9-12 five years ago. I'm much more of a 3-5 guy now."
"Why isn't he coming out tonight? He's probably 9-12ing in his room."

by twelver12 February 12, 2026