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new year's

the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.
kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you
by livi January 1, 2005
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Rome New York

small city by utica, consists of a large italian population
by dawggggg August 25, 2008
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Arkport, New York

A small village in New York in which the librarian smells and has a population of 832.
What smells like cheese?""That's the librarian from Arkport, New York.
by blah141 March 6, 2011
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new london ohio

New London Ohio is where you will find the biggest population of druggies. Also along with the largest population of teen mothers who can't keep their legs close. New London is one of the worst towns to live in and don't ever live here. People will start stuff and never go through with it and there's nothing but losers here
I was in new London Ohio and I drank the water and got pregnant.
by Whyyou August 30, 2016
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new york minute

Very quick amount of time...noted by NYC's fast pace
When the J-Lo song came on the radio, he turned the station in a New York Minute
by BFG December 6, 2003
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New Jersey jiggler

Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.
Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!
by ruthless January 31, 2005
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Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.
Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014
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