half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

by emachine123456 November 19, 2007

Beefy Blow job

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job

Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!

by ginganuts January 30, 2009

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011

Claw Job

A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.

1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.

by Da Herd October 18, 2008

Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

rhino blow job

A blow job with smooth side to side movement.

Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.

by Slidyslder February 11, 2014