Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

Internet Karen

The mysterious butthurt person who got his/her panties in a wad and reported your comment online.

Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!

Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.

Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!

by Flower347joy May 2, 2022

Internalized

The act of transforming someone into an "Intern". Usually with some kind of laser and/or ray. Pew pew! Internalized! Bzzerp! Internalized!

Iam "Let me guess, you spoke to my parents. And I'm guessing you said something along the lines of 'A child is your greatest asset. Don't disrespect it or neglect it.' (I'm paraphrasing)."

Hym "They reappropriated it! Hahahahahahaha!!!""

Iam "Yeah.... I've internalized a lot of people's voices. That one kind of sounded like you. So, I wouldn't be shocked if I was right."

Hym "Ha! Yeah, what'd you think? They're the worst, right? Hahahahaha!"

Iam "Come on, they're not that bad..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.

Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.

by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022

internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.

"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022