Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018

jell jell bean

My buddy Eric’s dog named Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric did this in honor of his dog Jell Jell Bean.

(in reference to anything Eric did at his party)

by anonymous October 27, 2022

amung beans

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

by QuacksO July 6, 2025

Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.

“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night”
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”

by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022

beaning

derived from british language of hello old bean.
beaning it the act of two people bonding and becoming close chums

sarah was beaning with andrew the other day i’m so glad they got along so well

by theWet Goat April 23, 2021

Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

"Yoooooo, he's a straight bean"

by creatorofthebean November 3, 2020