Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
by My name is Michael March 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
Get the Mason Michael Awnmug. When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025
Get the The Michael Irvinmug. Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.
Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024
Get the Michael and Naomimug. Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021
Get the Michael Shettlermug.