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Blow Job Troll

They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
by Tambor58 February 26, 2010
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The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011
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Beefy Blow job

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
by ginganuts January 30, 2009
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Claw Job

A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
by Da Herd October 18, 2008
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Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010
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Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.
by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015
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Wuhan Rim Job

The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021
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