by anonymous August 25, 2025
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
by Omilon December 20, 2016
Get the michael omilonmug. by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.
- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.
by Calm, issa joke. July 13, 2020
Get the Michael Byrnesmug. by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
Get the michael spraymug.