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person 1. i just did a poo
person 2: listen jerry i don't think this is gonna work out
by Brendonurielover69 August 11, 2023
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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indian poo cuck

an indian man will sit in the corner of a room with an asshole expander to unload all his shit into a bucket, once done a fat indian girl is brought in and handcuffed to the bed and 2 big indians run a train on her asshole and vagina until they get shit on their dick, and she orgasms her little shit juice everywhere while the indian man is jacking off in the corner of the room to this with his shit as lube and then finishes into the shit and starts smearing it on his face and starts fisting himself violently.
"bro pateesh gave me a nasty indian poo cuck last night"
by sereklover33 October 1, 2025
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tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.
referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025
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Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
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Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo
Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!
by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025
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