When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
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Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
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Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.
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