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Michael Duane

A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear ๐Ÿ˜ˆ).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. โš–๏ธ
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane ๐Ÿ’™
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
by ilovemichaelduane July 26, 2022
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Bethan and Michael

A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !
by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021
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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
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michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.
Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.
by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018
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Michael Robinette

Heโ€™s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. Heโ€™s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.
I think I fell head over heels for a Michael Robinette.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
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michael ward

The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.

Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Hey did you see Michael Ward jump that motorcycle over the Grand Canyon???
by Pasty119 March 24, 2017
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Michael Madorbious

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".
" You are such a Michael Madorbious !"
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