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door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020
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window licker

Vauxhall Zafira, Citroen Picasso, Ford Focus C max ETC are all examples of window licker buses with the window licker driving it usually with his/her ear stuck to the mobile phone, usually spotted driving in the middle lane. also found in carparks banging their doors against your car.
by Turbo5 July 24, 2008
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licky

describes an object that makes one sexier to some members of opposite sex, such as a sports car or expensive clothes, -usually associated with yuppies.

An expansion of the meaning of something very lickable
by Agent TruthTooth January 11, 2008
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clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up
Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.
by boys are icky July 26, 2004
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Licking back

Damn I was licking back that kitkat you bought me
by xxmelonheadman October 24, 2016
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Diego licker

one who licks my monkey lovin friend, Diego! MUNKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!
Diego is such a Diego licker.
by bran buster October 23, 2003
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avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney
If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.
by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006
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