J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 11, 2025

J money

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.

Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack

by Sam shagga December 2, 2023

J

The person that gets "J" to the first letter of their first name will grow over a 10 inch cock in their 20s.

"Jez have grown his cock from 3 inch cock to a 14 inch in his 20s"

by Lexual September 22, 2021

Gabby J

A slang term for a blow-job.

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.

by pdcjc January 28, 2015

J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!

Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he

by Dojakitty March 27, 2020

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015