Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 4, 2023

science cream

when you start to cream because of science

I just made some science cream and she likes it.

by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023

snapback cream

A cool and soothing ointment used to treat a case of knucklebutt. Helps cool and sooth and bring down the swelling of knucklebutt symptoms.

Boy, my knucklebutt is so bad this morning im going to have run down to the pharmacy and get a case of snapback cream!

by Frymcfly March 2, 2023

raisin cream pie

An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy

Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023