Emotional Side-hoe

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent

Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.

by MJ17 June 29, 2017

E-Virgin Hoe

Like a virgin hoe but everything they do is online. Someone that gives off raw sexual energy, probably sexted people a lot or runs a porn blog or some shit on Twitter or Tumblr or Reddit etc. but they never actually had sex. An E-hoe if you will. They probably know how to suck dick cuz they practiced it on a popsicle but never sucked one in real life. You can tell that when they actually do have sex they will already know what they’re doing. See Virgin Hoe

That girl right there is sexy! She probably likes it rough...

She probably would... but she’s an e-virgin hoe so we can’t really tell. But you can probably ask for her snapchat though.

by Informal Informant January 12, 2020

Bros before Hoes

When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout

You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies

You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Call ends

by Smart Mexican dude October 24, 2019

Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

big ass hoes

Hoes that have a huge ass or an abnormally large ass.
Usually favoured by pimps as they bring in good money.

Pimp 1.Check those hoes they have a fine piece of ass.

Pimp 2. Yeah. That's my big ass hoes.

by Pimping Boy 182 May 16, 2006

Hoe Puncher Attack

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.

1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."

by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010

parking lot hoe

A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot.

"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"

by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009