fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

trash bear

type of raccoon that enjoys trash and garroth. Needs a reserve.

trash bear reserve

that a raccoon?

by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020

Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal

-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave

by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017

freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr

Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear

by Acxy March 06, 2024

Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr

“Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983

by Eggytheraccoon44 January 20, 2024

Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.

Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 March 02, 2023

bear trap play

a sexual indulgence for mizzou students after 11pm.

dude, my girl refused to try bear trap play.
bro, she’s not wifey material.

by spoopypotatoes August 20, 2023