Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Anal Hydration

Anal Hydration is when you pore water into someones anus, until a juicy froth starts coming out of the persons mouth.

In order to get the Islamic terrorists to talk the CIA decided to use anal hydration.

by Make America Fabulous Again February 24, 2019

anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015