douche

failure to hackey sack, hack fail

damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!

by satan beef April 2, 2010

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

by ____penie November 9, 2017

Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole

Stop fucking being a douche dude

by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018

Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.

I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."

by argonforrest October 22, 2014

Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015