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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024
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9/11

when some muslims from the middle east crashed into the twin towers and pentagon and random field in pennsylvania
'9/11 was bad so we should invade iraq' -george bush
by mr man the science man March 28, 2024
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=9

=9 =9 =9 =9 =9
by Painthuffer9000 June 23, 2021
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April 9

National donkey day

Today was the day the first donkey was seen in America
What’s special about April 9?

It’s national donkey day, so go out and celebrate those donkeys.
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April 9

National Donkey Day!

Today’s the day the first donkey was seen in America.
What’s special about April 9th?

It’s national donkey day so go out and celebrate those donkeys.
by P.S.270 July 6, 2021
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l1na.9

are you following l1na.9 ? if not u must be insecure
by literally.stfu July 6, 2021
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9-12ing

9-12 represents the peak hours for jerking off, when most people are still awake and have alone time. 9-12ing is slang for jerking off, especially during the peak hours of 9 pm-12 am. Iterations of time periods can also be used to reference jerking off. The more absurd the times and time frames are, the more appalling the session is. Commonly used time periods include 1-3 (1 am-3 am), 12-12 (12 pm-12 am), 3-5 (3 am - 5 am), and more.
"It's 10:30 pm. There's only an hour and a half left to 9-12."
"I graduated from 9-12 five years ago. I'm much more of a 3-5 guy now."
"Why isn't he coming out tonight? He's probably 9-12ing in his room."
by twelver12 February 12, 2026
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