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log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
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Rick Roll Day

On July 28th We celeabrate the day Rick Astly Never Gonna Give You Hit 1 Billion Views and funny enough it hit it around 4:20pm EST go send your best rick rolls on this day.
We shall celeabrate Rick Roll Day as the hit song reached 1 billion view on this day.
by Sergeant Frank Woods July 28, 2021
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.
It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.
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Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.
Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.
by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019
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roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
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