Person A: "Dude! My uncle just 1-up'ed a toddler using his pinky finger!"
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
by Parafes May 28, 2024
Get the 1-Upmug. John: Hey dude did you listen to Ballads 1 by Joji?
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
by CashewEnjoyer69 December 24, 2021
Get the Ballads 1mug. “Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025
Get the 3 in 1 shampoomug. 1. The act of being tied down to your chair.
2. The biggest yet weakest Twink in the food chain. Tends to get dominated by smaller creatures.
3. Doesn't have helldivers (what a retard)
4. Good girlll.
2. The biggest yet weakest Twink in the food chain. Tends to get dominated by smaller creatures.
3. Doesn't have helldivers (what a retard)
4. Good girlll.
by expert creamer September 17, 2025
Get the Evil Twink #1mug. When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.
so you say 1 at the end
Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.
so you say 1 at the end
Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.
YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.
just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1
(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.
just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1
(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...
by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023
Get the one LOVE. 1mug. Day of the nasty bitches. Nasty bitches from north, south, east and west will unite on this day to be the nasty bitches they are.
“Hey Emma, meet us at the bike shed”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches”
by Monkeylemonade2736 November 3, 2020
Get the December 1mug. 