Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

The Bro Poo

When the bro is seating on your lap well staring you into your eyes well docking and pooing together in the same toilet

I was at a party and asked bro you wanna go do a the bro poo.

It’s all in the neck it’s called niggagility

(Bro that’s the best bro poo I’ve ever had.)

by The BRO POO December 3, 2025

Peeker Poo

A turd you pinch off that quickly slides into a toilet's trapway (the hole at the bottom) and almost disappears, but a little bit is still peeking out. It kinda looks like an eel in its hole waiting for a fish.

I pinched a nice one off and thought it was gone down the trap :( but I could still see a little bit of it; it was a peeker poo. Made me smile. :)

by Velvet Tongue December 17, 2025

Poo Bender

Indian from India

The tech support scammer a poo bender.

by Ragein_Cajuin December 18, 2025

poo poo chine

a group of boss ass bitches

“ayyy those are my poo poo chines”

by poopychine123 January 25, 2025

Poos

A nigga who always has your back, also really black and yappful.

Me: have you spoken to poos today

Bader: yes, he has been yapping all day
Saod: skibidi

by FURANKI January 30, 2025

Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!

“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”

by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025