national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

by ripcity13 May 25, 2018

national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!

wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!

by kenzie sucks May 26, 2018

National grab ass months

Because all you guys are pussing out we changed it to a grab ass MONTHS from April to June :)

Just walk by and grab his/hers ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !

by Jklmas April 15, 2019

National hit or miss day

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds

Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro

by Sub2pewdsT-gaysucks69 December 23, 2018

National Tittie Grab Day

On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.

“Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it”

by Nation Awareness Days May 25, 2018

national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019