Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018

Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos

Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel

by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018

Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.

On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.

by iceweed May 21, 2018

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025