hem and two

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020

Two Thumbs Up

You love to be caringly held by large muscular men.

Michael and Jacob held two thumbs up in the picture.
They must love large muscular men.

by queerbungeefrog October 16, 2022

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch

“I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”