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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Etsy Rule

A rule that states that an item (typically clothing) is considered vintage if at least 20 years old. Following the requirement on Etsy: "For an item to be considered vintage on Etsy, it must be at least 20 years old"
"Yooo that jacket's sick, is it vintage?"
"I don't have a clue, it used to belong to my uncle who got it around 20 years ago."
"According to the Etsy Rule, your jacket is vintage"
by sheikhaladdin January 6, 2024
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Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)
Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!
by impzdpwer August 13, 2022
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Teranen’s rule

Teranen’s rule (named after Finnish furry artist teranen, who attempted to strictly put his nsfw artwork under a paywall but failed) is an internet rule which says “No matter how hard someone puts something under a paywall, the internet will eventually & inevitably leak it w/ little to no exceptions”. in other words, it means it’s almost impossible to keep in exclusive content under a paywall w/o it getting leaked on the internet.
Belle Delphine & Sophie Rain are a few of the many people who have been a victim of Teranen’s rule”
by Startupedition November 27, 2025
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Rule 782

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.
Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”
by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023
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The LGA rule

A rule created by a footy supporter known only as Boggs who claims that the team you support should be determined by where you pay your council rates. This you can switch team support whenever you like based on this rule.
He’s just using the LGA rule as an excuse to switch teams. What a joke!
by Aiden Summerford September 16, 2022
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withur rule 34

by Cats game cookie January 10, 2023
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