Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.

“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”

by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024

Three screenshot rule

If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.

“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

rule 7'd

when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)

i was chatting with this guy and watched him get rule 7'd

by JP189512 July 23, 2014

Goodman rule

Highly intoxicated. Having had many alcoholic drinks.

I will sign on with you guys tonight but the Goodman rule applies.
He was at the game and the Goodman rule was in full effect.

by Kashnasty February 7, 2021

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 5, 2018

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843

Time and space is endless, you will never reach the truth. You will stand upon the requiem meant for your will and realize that meaning itself has no meaning. Life isn't life. You are not you. You don't exist. Nothing exists. But that's what makes living so fun. It is to create your own meaning. Live on

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843 is meaningless. Quite ironic

by ricefield September 22, 2023