by crjcotndjd May 28, 2024

you: Hey I kinda have a crush on you
crush: really I kinda like you too!
You: Hey (name) How are you?
Crush: oh hey (name) I'm good! how are you?
May 21 is your day!
crush: really I kinda like you too!
You: Hey (name) How are you?
Crush: oh hey (name) I'm good! how are you?
May 21 is your day!
by Trump! May 20, 2022

Mai-lee, is a name of the most beautiful women every. With a smile that shines across the room and laughs and make you uncontrollable. With eyes that will make you lost and forget your existence on earth. She is spiritually aligned with the universe and has a heart bigger than the galaxy.
That’s Mai-lee! Damn she’s fine as fuck.
by Kfp November 22, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

by Your moms rat May 2, 2022

Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
by BellaBie May 7, 2022
