by Will ***** February 13, 2019

Banned from Fortnite

One of the greatest things that can happen to your kid.

Mom: Honey, something amazing happened with Timmy!
Dad: And that's?
Mom: He got Banned from Fortnite!
Dad: LES FOCKING PARTEH!

by BluRazzKookaburra December 18, 2024

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Get the Banned from Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Aids

Bob, a 5th grader: Do you play fortnite.
Billy: ur mom gay and you have aids.
Bob: I take that as a no.

by SkidadleSkidoodleUrMomIsGay February 26, 2019

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Get the Fortnitemug.

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.

Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole

by Alois30 May 11, 2018

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Gay

Fortnite is gay

by KI ADI MUNDI January 4, 2020

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.

John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo

by ittyyy August 19, 2018

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