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trucker douche

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is
is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead
by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025
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Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011
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douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
by Pepini August 31, 2015
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