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Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
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the buffcow

sitting silent in discord calls, and goon to femboys
im doing the buffcow rn
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Sweet buffalo

The act of dipping two fingers in the sweet mustard, 2 in the spicy buffalo sauce. Then inserting 2 in the pussy, 2 in the ass.
It's. Up to you which way
I gave that bitch a sweet buffalo, she had a burning ring
by Philphilphilphil July 15, 2025
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Big Buford

"She gave me a Big Buford last night.
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hot buffet

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"
by fent floyd September 24, 2025
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Barracks Buffalo

A male service member who roams through the barracks, hooking up with whoever’s around. The masculine counterpart to a Barracks Bunny, usually hard to avoid.
"I can’t believe she let that Barracks Buffalo in again… apparently he didn’t even bother taking off his boots first."
by Dontbullymeillcum6969 October 16, 2025
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