national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!

wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!

by kenzie sucks May 26, 2018

National grab ass months

Because all you guys are pussing out we changed it to a grab ass MONTHS from April to June :)

Just walk by and grab his/hers ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !

by Jklmas April 15, 2019

national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

National Kill Brevin day

If you kill your friend with the first name brevin on January 13th it’s not illegal

Hey it’s National Kill Brevin day let’s go murder brevin

by @https.bryson January 13, 2020

National stupid boy day

National stupid boy day is February 4th. This day means that every boy does some stupid shit that makes people angry

Girl 1: why are all boys doing stupid things today
Girl 2: didn’t you know it was “national stupid boy day”

by Peachsnapple13 February 4, 2020