J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.

The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.

by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

jassy j

Just a smooth guy

And look a Jassy j over there getting all the girls

by Bobbby11 May 26, 2022

Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

The j

funny meme that is just a 2021 meme, that means it has no sense and dose not mean anything particular

Player1:bro can you please shut up?
Player2:The j
Player1:What?
Player2:The j
Player1:What???
Player1:The j

by Alvaro1909 October 6, 2022

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021