National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.

"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"

by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

Sucking Sewage

Eating an ass out.

I went to Tami's house last night and before I knew it I was sucking sewage.

by Gdhl May 2, 2025

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

snuck suck

When someone sneaks up and sucks your dick when don't expect it.
A verb

Mark snuck sucked John and now they are dating.

by patriceogrady February 8, 2021

suck

when you put your mouth up and down around a long penis and it normally has white stuff cuming out

ohhh I love sucking your 12 inch penis

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.

Maria, did you do a suck job last night?

by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019