It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

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en Alexander og Mikkel

at stikke af fra Sørens matematikmoduler

"Hej skal vi ikke lave en Alexander og Mikkel

by Dxwncn June 4, 2024

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Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well

As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”

by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025

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Toxic Fortnite OGs

Insufferable jackasses who are so unbelievably stupid that they like to call new players "newgen" for not liking a previous season that they didn't even play

New Player: "I like Chapter 4 because that's when is started playing"

Toxic Fortnite OGs: "Hahaha stupid newgen Chapter 2 season 2 better"

New Player: "Stop expecting me to like something that I never played just because you like it, you toxic OG shithead"

by UltraRobin7878 November 20, 2025

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