jarad p

jarad penfold is the best person in the whole world, i love him so much. he gets all the ladies

gyal 1: omg his hair is so nice who’s that
gyal 2: that’s jarad penisfold, back off my man!
gyal 1: fym your man?? that’s our man!! i want him too
gyal 1 and gyal 2: Fighting noises

by sexywoggyal69 February 25, 2022

P

Short for pretty

Nick: That was p lame :\

by Hmmmmahhhhh March 10, 2019

p o g

p o g

Person 1: P o g

Person 2: W o a h, m a n

by pingpongball420 December 23, 2020

Pushing p

When two or more “straight” men pull their dicks out and proceed to ride it they ride each other dicks because without the dicks to ride they would have no personality

“Gay people are not pushing p” meaning I take it up the ass but I’m embarrassed

by fahkwbq q February 2, 2022

P dizzle

Coolest dawg inna room

P dizzle the biggest bird

by Isoisodes March 8, 2023

The Moshy P

When a girl or guy gets turned on by being covered in mashed potatoes and having a dude jizz on them—usually in the form of the man masturbating to completion on the mashed-potatoes-covered body of the other person.

“Boy if you wanta get face sat tonight- you’re going to have to give me the Moshy P before.”

“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”

“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”

“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”

by Daddypengy September 4, 2025

GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)

Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!

by averageMale_z August 14, 2022