Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.
by FaultierHeart11 October 10, 2022
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"
He's a dirty old man who likes them young
by Lexxii A May 21, 2024
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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 07, 2018
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The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back
You just got the good old switch and you got raped
by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017
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old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj
Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!
by Virtual Figure August 27, 2020
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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 28, 2015
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