National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Eat

TO consume some gross food like dookie

I like to EAT dookie

by 1234567890 Dookie September 18, 2020

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

eat

just that girl

your outfit’s always eat

by anonymous December 6, 2023

eat it

That’s what she said.

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”

by UNITURTLE69 June 8, 2018

Eating a seth

Your gay if you eat seth

Bro I be eating a Seth and now I like dicks in my ass

by Dick child the first February 14, 2023