3rd May

International footjob day, 3 May is the international footjob day. Its very important day.

Im soo ready for 3 May.
Whats happening on 3rd May
Don't you know its international footjob day?

by Depski bebski May 3, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

May 5

Send your boyfriend cute pics day

“Hey can you send me some cute pics it’s may 5”

by Everelement May 4, 2025

May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 5, 2025

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025