eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Coochie eating

Same as dick riding but for girls

It’s like when your on someone’s top like you on them for no reason

“That bitch coochie eating”
“You just dry coochie eating”

by Vonnie2tispy#thequeen June 6, 2025

Eat Ass

The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.

"Yo, that chick Nicki got a nice big booty, and if she let me, I'd eat ass all day!"

by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022

eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Bears gotta eat

Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.

Tim: why did you do that?

TIM2: Hey bears gotta eat.

by Bbonemoney April 15, 2025

Eat a furry day

December 7 is the day you eat a furry, there I nothing better to do on this day then much on a nice charred furry.

I ate 14 furrys today, it’s national eat a furry day

by Thedaymaker42 November 27, 2023